stoned epiphany VIII

Tyler Durden, played by Brad Pitt, from the movie Fight Club (1999).

...fuckin' around. take two:

[Tyler Durden style]

Now for the last time, Mr. whoever-you-are-who-thinks-you-can-impress-me-with-your-supermarket-philosophy-when-publishing-"The Da Vinci Code":

JUDAS WAS NOT JESUS' TWIN BROTHER BUT HIS HALF COUSIN, GET IT? HALF COUSIN. HE WAS JOHN THE BAPTIST'S HALF BROTHER. ANNNND... HE WAS A ZEALOT. JESUS WAS A GREEN-PARTY PACIFIST. THE REVOLUTIONARY, COMBATANT ZEALOTS DID NOT MIX WITH ECOLOGICAL FREAKS. BUT JUDAS WAS NO ORDINARY ZEALOT.

JUDAS WAS A SPY OF THE ZEALOT REVOLUTIONARY ARMY, ASIGNED TO INFILTRATE JESUS PACIFIST PARTY. BUT THE FUNNY THING IS THEY LIKED EACH OTHER, IN THEIR OWN PECULIAR WAYS: JESUS FORGAVE JUDAS ON THE CROSS, JUDAS HELPED JESUS BY BETRAYING HIM IN ORDER TO HELP HIM GET MARTYRDOM AND ACHIEVE THE MESSIAH SUPER-SAYAYINESQUE LEVEL REQUIRED TO MAKE HIS IDEAS 'PROFITABLE'' ENOUGH FOR FURTHER MACHIAVELLIAN INTERPRETATIONS.

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD CALL 'GENETICAL SYMBIOSIS'!

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